Comic Relief 2022: The Best Car Jokes 2.0< Back to blog
It’s that time of the year again. Comic Relief 2022 is just a couple of days away, and we want to join in the fun of entertaining in the name of charity.
Now, as well as being experts on car leasing and finance, we like to think that we’re pretty good at making people laugh too. So, we’ve pulled together another batch of freshly baked car jokes to fill your hunger for a good ol’ laugh.
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You should get a job at a transmission repair shop…
…I’m sure you’ll get used to the early-morning shifts.
I’ve ordered that new car part for you…
…it’s Honda way.
If I owned a DeLorean…
…I’d probably only drive it from time to time.
What kind of vehicle does an egg drive?
Did you know that Teslas come with a unique ‘new car’ smell?
They call it “Elon Musk”.
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Turn your head while I’m changing!
What’s got four wheels and flies?
The binmen’s truck.
When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway.
What is a car’s favourite meal of the day?
An electric car hit a cyclist the other day…
…it got arrested for assault with a battery.
I had a nightmare last night that someone hit me with a car silencer…
…I woke up absolutely exhausted.
What type of car do dogs hate?
When Jimi Hendrix was 16, he was in a car crash…
…luckily, it was just a fender bender.
Why is Miss Piggy such a bad driver?
Because all she does is hog the road.
Two French cheese trucks just crashed…
…looks like there’s de-brie everywhere!
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