Comic Relief 2021: The Best Car Jokes

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friends laughing in car at car jokes
 

With Comic Relief right around the corner, we wanted to do something a little bit different to lift people’s spirits, even if it is for a few minutes. What better way to do that than combining our two greatest assets – cars and jokes.

At Moneyshake we don’t only pride ourselves on our leasing deals, but also our team’s comedic capabilities. So we have put together a bunch of our favourite car jokes for you to enjoy this Red Nose Day.

Don’t worry, there is absolutely no shame in storing these jokes in your locker and using them to impress your friends.

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What kind of car does the French President drive?

Emmanuel

 

What kind of cars do Jedi’s drive?

A Toy-Yoda

 
toy Yoda figure
 

Governments worldwide are pushing electric cars

It’s just going to cause a re-volt

 

Why wouldn’t the Italian chef’s car start?

Because he had gnocchis

 

What kind of car runs on leaves?

An autumn-mobile

 

What do you call Spider-Man when he parks his car?

Peter Parker

 
toy Spider-Man figure
 

A man walks into a mechanics and says: “When I am going uphill I can only get up to 66”

The mechanic replies: “66? That is pretty good!”

The owner says: “Well yeah, but I live at 74.”

 

There’s a man in town who is stealing wheels from police cars…

The police are working tirelessly to catch him

 

What is a car’s favourite food?

Traffic jam

 
jam on bread
 

This next one will have you in hisssssterics…

 

What snakes are found on cars?

Windshield Vipers

 

I had an uncle who had the most bizarre addiction back in the day – he would drink brake fluid. It never seemed to harm him but we were always worried.

I remember one time my Dad told him that he was addicted and needed to cut it out because it was bad from him.

My uncle replied, “Nonsense, I can stop anytime.”

 

I washed the car with my 5 year old son today

When we finished, he said, “Next time Dad, can you use a sponge?”

 
father and son washing the car
 

As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself..

“Ah, this takes me back”

 

Why do chicken coupes have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they’d be a chicken saloon

 

I told my wife I had planned to design a car made entirely from spaghetti, but she laughed at the idea.

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta

 
car shaped pasta
 

Hopefully our long list of car jokes didn’t grind your gears. Maybe they’ve even inspired you to get behind the wheel of a brand-new car that can put a bigger smile on your face than our one-liners?

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